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You Guys Sure Do Love My Butthole, Part 2

I’m certain I’ve mentioned before how often I get asked about my butthole. I’ve balked at answering the questions before, because even though I’d love to think the asking is morbid curiosity, I know it’s really jack-off material. And this is not the place for that.

But I surrender. You win. Persistence pays off this one time.

Last week I answered the number one most common question. Here’s the rest I have saved up.

What happens if you’re in the middle of an intense anal scene and you suddenly have to poop?

Then I stop, get up, go poop, and come back and finish the scene.

Sometimes I do get an ‘I have to poop right now’ urge during a scene. It used to flip me out. These days, I know that I don’t actually have to poop, it’s just air that got pushed up in there. Depending on the type of scene, sometimes I get up and fart off camera, sometimes I just let it out.

Would you ever do a no enema anal scene?

There is ONE scene out there that I didn’t do any prep for. I’m not telling which one.

I will admit, I know what this anon is really asking, and the answer to that is no. I don’t do scat.

What is that weird, long, tongue-like toy that I keep seeing you play with on Everything Butt, and where can I get one?

That’s a Slink, made by Squarepeg. You can get it here: https://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/slink/

Here’s Ella Nova, my hands, and the Slink for Everything Butt:

ella nova casey calvert slink everything butt porn

What are your thoughts on the increasing trend of “extreme” anal practices? More specifically rosebudding. Do you see any problems with this practice, and are you concerned with any long term health effects this may cause? (referenced article: VICE A Rosebud by Any Other Name Would Smell Like Shit By Michelle Lhooq)

Hi Casey, are you working on getting that butt meat rose (aka prolapsed rectum) further out (in length) for 2016 or is what we’ve seen your limit?

I’m not one to condemn what anyone thinks is hot, and if a girl wants to prolapse, on camera or in her personal life, I’m all for it. It’s her body, and as long as she’s making an educated choice, and still feels in control of it (i.e. she’s pushing it out, rather than it just falling out), I see no problem with it. I also, of course, have no problem if that’s what you are into watching.

However, it’s just not my thing. I know you’ve seen a few small rosebuds in some of my scenes, and that’s because it happened on accident. I’m not going to work on prolapsing farther. I prefer to keep my colon inside.

After having lots of anal sex with huge penises and dildos over the years, do you have to wear diapers at this point of your life?

Nope. But if the thought of me in a diaper gets you off, then you go ahead and enjoy it.

casey calvert spongebob imagination

xo

You Guys Sure Do Love My Butthole

I’m certain I’ve mentioned before how often I get asked about my butthole. I’ve balked at answering the questions before, because even though I’d love to think the asking is morbid curiosity, I know it’s really jack-off material. And this is not the place for that.

But I surrender. You win. Persistence pays off this one time.

How do you prepare for anal?

Preface: This isn’t advice. Anal prep is as personal as a fingerprint. Feel free and use this as a guide, but only you can know what feels best for your body.

I don’t starve myself. I did at the very beginning of my career, until I realized that (1) a starving me on set is not a happy me, and (2) it wasn’t necessary anyway. So, I eat whatever I want the day before (excluding things that could dye my colon, e.g. beets, blue velvet cake, yes I speak from experience).

The morning of, I eat breakfast. My go-to is a box of organic chocolate milk and Nature’s Path pop tarts. It’s easy to eat in the car, and for whatever strange reason, it keeps me full for a really long time. That’s important, because I don’t want to eat again until after my scene. Not because I’m worried about not being clean, but because I want to make sure I’m not bloated or sleepy from eating during my scene.

I also take one Imodium. I use the multi-symptom ones, because the plain Imodium gives me bad gas. There have been a few times where I forgot to take it, and everything was fine. It just gives me peace of mind, and that’s super important when doing anal.

I only enema right before the scene. I communicate this with the director so they understand that I’ll need 15-30 min before the scene, so no one is stressed out. I use the small fleet enema bottles, dumping out the saline solution, just filling them with water. I start with two bottles full (filling up the bottle, squirting it in my ass, then repeating), and repeat that until the water comes out clean. Once the water is clean, I do a quick one bottle rinse, just to make sure everything is good. As long as that comes out clear, I count my butt as clean. Sometimes this takes 5 minutes, sometimes it takes 30.

Then, if I’m working with an exceptionally large cock, I stretch. I have some dilators from Doc Johnson that I love, and I use them. I work up to the biggest one, and keep it in until I can comfortably squeeze my butthole around it. This takes no more than 10 min. If I’m working with a “normal” size cock, I skip this step altogether.

Stretching helps remove any excess water that was trapped up in there, so if I’m not stretching, I’ll just use my fingers to hold my ass open until I can’t feel any water anymore.

And then I’m good to go.

I’ve shot so much anal now that it’s very easy for me to feel if I’m clean or not. I can’t describe the feeling though. It’s just me knowing, and trusting, my body. When I was new, this process was much more complicated because I didn’t trust my body. It just takes practice.

For at-home anal, the prep is maybe his finger going in before his cock. shrug

Next week I’ll answer more butt stuff questions. Stay tuned!

 

June 3rd, 2017 UPDATE: This is by far the best resource I have ever seen re: cleaning your butt. You should read it.

Why I Sell Worn Clothing

Please answer: what do you think of fans wanting to buy things (clothing, etc.) from you. Does it excite you, do you understand it, or does it creep you out? Just curious.

I’m excited about your new store, will you be selling everyday outfits in addition to the other items? Thank you.

I think everyone has their own individual arousal pattern, and sometimes that pattern includes clothing. If I can oblige them by selling my worn clothing to them, something I deem fairly harmless, and make a little money at the same time, I don’t see why not to do it. It’s a win-win. And just like making custom videos, I enjoy knowing I got someone off. I’ve gotten some spectacular emails from my panty clients telling me what they did with my worn underwear.

My most common items sold are (in this order): panties, stockings, lingerie sets, shoes. I’ve never been asked for an everyday outfit, but I’d be glad to sell it.

Don’t be shy about asking. I’ll hold a new sale soon, so comment here if you have any special requests. Or, you can always email me at caseycalvertxxx@gmail.com if you want something out-of-the-ordinary.

xo

How I Date

More than anything else, I get asked about dating — how I date, who I date, etc. This one came from Adult DVD Talk.

I would be very interested in how far you would go on a first date with a person you have a great chemistry from the beginning on. I mean which kind of sexual passions, fetishes, whatever you wanna call it would you share with this person if mentioned or is this something you prefer to discover during the sex? Or do you for instance wait until the sex with somebody who is obviously not informed yet about your love for anal and let him that find out or is it a must for you to tell him that beforehand?

I guess, maybe, in the real world, I’m weird. But I grew up in the fetish community, and I approach dating from that perspective.

If I meet you at a bar, or really, anywhere outside of a kink event, I will flirt with you, yes. But I will never go out on a date with you, and I will never sleep with you. Why? My number one most important thing in a relationship is sexual compatibility, and I’m never going to find that in the real world. Does that make me cynical? Sure. Does that mean I’m saying there is no possibility for kinky people to connect in the real world? No.

I’m a conoissuer, a snob. I’m very picky. I’ve played with the best people in the world, and I no longer have patience for a relationship with someone who isn’t of that caliber.

But, let’s say I am on a first date with someone from the community, and we have great chemistry. Before we even get naked, we have discussed every single sexual thing we might do, in depth. We have talked about likes, dislikes, hard limits. Talked about boundaries and defined our relationship. And the first time we play, there will almost certainly be no fluid exchange. That requires an entirely separate negotiation, one that is complicated by my job, and I’m not gonna go through all that with someone I just met.

Yes, it’s not sexy, and yes, it’s not spontaneous. And yes, if I’m going to have sex with someone, they know beforehand that I enjoy anal. But that doesn’t mean they are ever gonna stick it in my butt.

I’m Casey Calvert, boner killer.  But negotiation turns ME on.

xo

 

 

 

Parentals

Last week, I blogged about Coming Out Like A Porn Star. For those of you who read my essay, you know it’s about coming out to my parents, among other things. For those of you who haven’t, well, that’s what it’s about.

This week, Tumblr questions about my folks:

It is unequivocally none of my business, but would you be willing to offer any insight regarding your family’s views on your career? I ask because I would imagine your university education sets you apart from the majority of your colleagues.

I am unsure what my university education has to do with my family’s views on my career, but it doesn’t set me apart as much as you think. Anyway, for the long-form version of this answer, read this. For the short form:

Yes, my parents know what I do, and we have talked about it at length. Of course, they would prefer that I was doing something else, but their primary concerns are my safety and happiness. And they know that I am safe and happy. They are amazing. My little brother, who just turned 18, probably knows, but we have not discussed it. My extended family on my Mom’s side all knows and is great about it. My extended family on my Dad’s side knows, and is less great, but tolerates it.

Awkward question. Assuming your dad or other family members occasionally watch porn how do they avoid accidentally coming across you either naked or otherwise “engaged”?

I have absolutely no idea if my Dad, or anyone else in my family, watches porn. Knowing my Dad, if he did watch porn, he doesn’t anymore, as his way to avoid seeing me. Or he only visits sites that I’m definitely not on. I don’t know. And I’m not gonna ask.

 

xo

It’s not you, baby

Hi Casey, I’m curious to know if your fans would ever get the chance to meet you. Would you ever run a contest where the prize was to meet you in person?

That would be a pretty shitty contest. Meeting me isn’t a prize.

But it’s not you, baby, it’s me. Well, it’s also kinda you. But explaining it is just gonna make both of us feel bad, so…

Gustave Flaubert in Madame Bovary said it best: “Never touch your idol; the gilding will stick to your fingers.”

Anons away!

 The following is a collection of anonymous questions, answered:

Why are you a sapiosexual person?

Because intelligence is awesome.

Hi Casey! What got you into anal play? Huge fan btw.

Honestly, my first bf didn’t wanna take my virginity, so he stuck it in my ass. I’ve been into it ever since.

Do you ever have romantic anal sex? If so, do you do it often?

Umm isn’t all anal sex romantic?

Why do you not do cream pies?

For the last time ever, because I have to save *something* for my boyfriend.

How does it feel to devoid yourself from your true essence by surrendering to parasites of evil?

My true essence is evil!!! Mwahahahahaha!

 

The following is a picture of a penis in my butthole, large.

Casey Calvert anal POV

 

Today’s Question, About Questions

Casey, what is your most and least favorite things about answering questions from your fans?

I’ll start with least. My least favorite thing is having to go through all of the bad questions to find the good ones.

For example, right now, in my inbox, there are…

3 questions on when I am going to do a creampie.

4 questions asking about if I sell custom pics/videos

6 questions with easily googleable answers.

And over 15 jerk-off fodder “questions” (ex. What are your thoughts about strap-on sex with guys? Are you into that type of stuff? from someone who has a pic of a girl fucking a guy with a strap-on as his avatar).

I really should just delete them all.

My favorite thing is when I get asked a really good question – one that makes me think, one that inspires me to write something really great. Those questions make mulling through the bad ones worth it.

On acting in porn

Casey, I have always wondered how much is acting vs. real emotion in porn and/or bondage scenes.

Everyone talks about how porn isn’t real, it’s so fake, I mean, look at that girl, she’s definitely not actually coming. And here’s the thing. Some of it is fake. It’s unavoidable.

Once upon a time, long before porn, I made an at-home sex tape with my then-boyfriend. We fucked just like we would have if the camera wasn’t sitting on a tripod across the room. And the sex was excellent, both of us super aroused knowing we were filming it.

When we sat down later to watch it, we were disappointed. Our sex tape, well, it was boring. You couldn’t really see anything, you couldn’t really hear anything. We thought we had captured something really hot, but instead, it was just two naked bodies smashing together and some moaning.

The very core of shooting porn, at least for me, is the performance. (It’s one of the reasons why escorting isn’t my thing, but that’s another blog for another day.) It’s opening up. It’s dirty talk. It’s acting. And it’s all for the camera.

I try to take what I am really feeling, whether it’s arousal, or trepidation, or excitement, and I perform those feelings. I make them larger than they really are, in the realest way I possibly can.

And I do this so you can see it.

It’s the eyes darting around the room and the soft moans at the intro of a bdsm scene.

It’s the fumbling with clothes and the giggling during a romance scene.

It’s the connection with the camera and the crazy orgasms during a gonzo scene.

I don’t consider it fake. I certainly don’t fake anything, especially my orgasms. I might play up the good things, and downplay the bad, but nothing is fake. It’s just performance.

And it’s hella fun.

 

 

 

A rebuttal to “filthy”

As a rebuttal to “filthy,” When did you stop caring about what other people thought of your sexuality, and started to love yourself unashamedly?

I will cop to the fact that my answer to “filthy” was a bit snarky. Ok, a lot snarky.

Snarky is fun.

But this question, this one is actually really important. The way I love myself now is something that I’ve very proud of, because it was such a struggle for me to get here. The short answer to your question is somewhere around 21.5 years old.

The long answer, well, the long answer you can find in my essay in Coming Out Like a Porn Star: Essays on Pornography, Protection, and Privacy which you can preorder here. I think it’s one of the best pieces I’ve ever written and I cannot fucking wait for the book to come out.

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