It’s not you, baby
Hi Casey, I’m curious to know if your fans would ever get the chance to meet you. Would you ever run a contest where the prize was to meet you in person?
That would be a pretty shitty contest. Meeting me isn’t a prize.
But it’s not you, baby, it’s me. Well, it’s also kinda you. But explaining it is just gonna make both of us feel bad, so…
Gustave Flaubert in Madame Bovary said it best: “Never touch your idol; the gilding will stick to your fingers.”