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I’m certain I’ve mentioned before how often I get asked about my butthole. I’ve balked at answering the questions before, because even though I’d love to think the asking is morbid curiosity, I know it’s really jack-off material. And this is not the place for that.

But I surrender. You win. Persistence pays off this one time.

Last week I answered the number one most common question. Here’s the rest I have saved up.

What happens if you’re in the middle of an intense anal scene and you suddenly have to poop?

Then I stop, get up, go poop, and come back and finish the scene.

Sometimes I do get an ‘I have to poop right now’ urge during a scene. It used to flip me out. These days, I know that I don’t actually have to poop, it’s just air that got pushed up in there. Depending on the type of scene, sometimes I get up and fart off camera, sometimes I just let it out.

Would you ever do a no enema anal scene?

There is ONE scene out there that I didn’t do any prep for. I’m not telling which one.

I will admit, I know what this anon is really asking, and the answer to that is no. I don’t do scat.

What is that weird, long, tongue-like toy that I keep seeing you play with on Everything Butt, and where can I get one?

That’s a Slink, made by Squarepeg. You can get it here: https://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/slink/

Here’s Ella Nova, my hands, and the Slink for Everything Butt:

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What are your thoughts on the increasing trend of “extreme” anal practices? More specifically rosebudding. Do you see any problems with this practice, and are you concerned with any long term health effects this may cause? (referenced article: VICE A Rosebud by Any Other Name Would Smell Like Shit By Michelle Lhooq)

Hi Casey, are you working on getting that butt meat rose (aka prolapsed rectum) further out (in length) for 2016 or is what we’ve seen your limit?

I’m not one to condemn what anyone thinks is hot, and if a girl wants to prolapse, on camera or in her personal life, I’m all for it. It’s her body, and as long as she’s making an educated choice, and still feels in control of it (i.e. she’s pushing it out, rather than it just falling out), I see no problem with it. I also, of course, have no problem if that’s what you are into watching.

However, it’s just not my thing. I know you’ve seen a few small rosebuds in some of my scenes, and that’s because it happened on accident. I’m not going to work on prolapsing farther. I prefer to keep my colon inside.

After having lots of anal sex with huge penises and dildos over the years, do you have to wear diapers at this point of your life?

Nope. But if the thought of me in a diaper gets you off, then you go ahead and enjoy it.

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You Guys Sure Do Love My Butthole

Published April 9, 2016 | By caseycalvert

But I surrender. You win. Persistence pays off this one time.

How do you prepare for anal?

Preface: This isn’t advice. Anal prep is as personal as a fingerprint. Feel free and use this as a guide, but only you can know what feels best for your body.

I don’t starve myself. I did at the very beginning of my career, until I realized that (1) a starving me on set is not a happy me, and (2) it wasn’t necessary anyway. So, I eat whatever I want the day before (excluding things that could dye my colon, e.g. beets, blue velvet cake, yes I speak from experience).

The morning of, I eat breakfast. My go-to is a box of organic chocolate milk and Nature’s Path pop tarts. It’s easy to eat in the car, and for whatever strange reason, it keeps me full for a really long time. That’s important, because I don’t want to eat again until after my scene. Not because I’m worried about not being clean, but because I want to make sure I’m not bloated or sleepy from eating during my scene.

I also take one Imodium. I use the multi-symptom ones, because the plain Imodium gives me bad gas. There have been a few times where I forgot to take it, and everything was fine. It just gives me peace of mind, and that’s super important when doing anal.

I only enema right before the scene. I communicate this with the director so they understand that I’ll need 15-30 min before the scene, so no one is stressed out. I use the small fleet enema bottles, dumping out the saline solution, just filling them with water. I start with two bottles full (filling up the bottle, squirting it in my ass, then repeating), and repeat that until the water comes out clean. Once the water is clean, I do a quick one bottle rinse, just to make sure everything is good. As long as that comes out clear, I count my butt as clean. Sometimes this takes 5 minutes, sometimes it takes 30.

Then, if I’m working with an exceptionally large cock, I stretch. I have some dilators from Doc Johnson that I love, and I use them. I work up to the biggest one, and keep it in until I can comfortably squeeze my butthole around it. This takes no more than 10 min. If I’m working with a “normal” size cock, I skip this step altogether.

Stretching helps remove any excess water that was trapped up in there, so if I’m not stretching, I’ll just use my fingers to hold my ass open until I can’t feel any water anymore.

And then I’m good to go.

I’ve shot so much anal now that it’s very easy for me to feel if I’m clean or not. I can’t describe the feeling though. It’s just me knowing, and trusting, my body. When I was new, this process was much more complicated because I didn’t trust my body. It just takes practice.

For at-home anal, the prep is maybe his finger going in before his cock. shrug

Next week I’ll answer more butt stuff questions. Stay tuned!

June 3rd, 2017 UPDATE: This is by far the best resource I have ever seen re: cleaning your butt. You should read it.

Why I Sell Worn Clothing

Published March 11, 2016 | By caseycalvert

Please answer: what do you think of fans wanting to buy things (clothing, etc.) from you. Does it excite you, do you understand it, or does it creep you out? Just curious.

I’m excited about your new store, will you be selling everyday outfits in addition to the other items? Thank you.

I think everyone has their own individual arousal pattern, and sometimes that pattern includes clothing. If I can oblige them by selling my worn clothing to them, something I deem fairly harmless, and make a little money at the same time, I don’t see why not to do it. It’s a win-win. And just like making custom videos, I enjoy knowing I got someone off. I’ve gotten some spectacular emails from my panty clients telling me what they did with my worn underwear.

My most common items sold are (in this order): panties, stockings, lingerie sets, shoes. I’ve never been asked for an everyday outfit, but I’d be glad to sell it.

Don’t be shy about asking. I’ll hold a new sale soon, so comment here if you have any special requests. Or, you can always email me at caseycalvertxxx@gmail.com if you want something out-of-the-ordinary.

Yay GameLink!

Published September 30, 2015 | By caseycalvert

I’m sure you’ve heard by now — I am GameLink’s new official BDSM and fetish expert! GameLink is one of the largest e-tailers in the biz, and I am honored to work with them. So, what does this mean?

I’ll be blogging once a month on GameLink’s blog The Naked Truth. They have created Casey’s Corner just for me. My first blog is already up. I’ll also be doing promotional activities for them, as they will be for me.

The best way you can support me in this new endeavor is by purchasing your DVDs and VODs (not just of me, but for everything) from GameLink. I have an affiliate account with them, and I will get a percentage of the sale. Click the banner on the right side of your screen to access GameLink with my affiliate code (or click right here), and make sure the URL includes ref=gla4547 when you checkout.

Read the press release about this here.

Today’s Question, About Questions

Published August 20, 2015 | By caseycalvert

Casey, what is your most and least favorite things about answering questions from your fans?

I’ll start with least. My least favorite thing is having to go through all of the bad questions to find the good ones.

For example, right now, in my inbox, there are…

3 questions on when I am going to do a creampie.

4 questions asking about if I sell custom pics/videos

6 questions with easily googleable answers.

And over 15 jerk-off fodder “questions” (ex. What are your thoughts about strap-on sex with guys? Are you into that type of stuff? from someone who has a pic of a girl fucking a guy with a strap-on as his avatar).

I really should just delete them all.

My favorite thing is when I get asked a really good question – one that makes me think, one that inspires me to write something really great. Those questions make mulling through the bad ones worth it.

Sex with Dead/ Very Old People

Published May 26, 2014 | By caseycalvert

It’s that time again, another TRPAMAQOTANIAI.

You are required (by law..?) to have (as freaky as possible) sex with one of the following- William Shakespeare, Sigmund Freud, or Betty White? Who and why?

This is tricky, because I want to pick all three.

Betty White, just because she’s Betty White. She has lived a life. Plus, then I could say I’ve fucked someone who’s 92.

William Shakespeare, for the dirty talk, and because there are a very, very select few of you out there who truly understand how much wordsmithery turns me on.

But when it comes right down to it, I’m a kinky motherfucker, and I cannot even imagine the kind of dirtiness Sigmund Freud would come up with.

I’d even tolerate the post-coital psychoanalysis for it.

This Random Person Asked Me a Question on Tumblr and Now I’m Answering It

Published April 9, 2014 | By caseycalvert

aka TRPAMAQOTANIAI One

When I set up my Tumblr (which you can find here), I added one of those “ask me anything” buttons, out of sheer curiosity. Mostly I’ve gotten stupidity, but it’s the internet, so what can you really expect? But I’ve also gotten a few interesting questions. So, from now on, everything month, I’m going to answer one of the good ones. So, send them in via the button on Tumblr. Here is the first:

“I have a friend that has been a stripper for three years. She is burned out to a point where she just can’t handle another hard cock around her and has had more hands on her than she should in three slutty lifetimes. She finds that her sex drive is zero, level of interest is below zero and worries that long term trauma has been done while making a little money. Do you feel that any of these issues are pending for you? Have you heard similar and does it concern you?”

There is a difference between being a stripper and being a porn star. As a stripper, you have to play the game to get paid. You have to flirt, and be seductive, and interact directly with those lusting after you. If you don’t, you don’t get paid. As a porn star, yes you have to play the game with the fans, but it doesn’t impact your paycheck. A girl who ignores her fans on twitter may not receive many gifts from her wishlist in the mail, but companies are still going to hire her for shoots. She will still get paid.

And playing the game is exhausting. Some girls are excellent at it; I am not one of them. It’s the kind of thing that just wears me down. It’s why I can’t fathom myself as a stripper or a hooker.

Also, when it comes right down to it, I don’t really have very many hard cocks around me. When I go to work, it is an average of one, maybe two cocks, vying for my attention. And, for the most part, they are very professional cocks, who only want my attention when the camera is rolling. It’s not like a strip club, where every man in there has a boner, and the girl has to pay attention to all of them, all the time.

I do have to admit that this was a concern of mine before getting in to porn – that I would start to hate sex. But it no longer concerns me.

I have a bit of a skewed point of view on intimacy, I think. The act of putting a penis in a vagina (or a mouth or a butthole) by itself doesn’t mean anything emotionally to me. There are so many things that two people can do that are way more intimate than just having sex.

And a lot of the things that I find more intimate are the things that I don’t have do at work, the things that strippers and hookers have to do to keep their clients.

That’s why I’m not afraid of porn causing me to start hating sex. Because, sure, after a long week of working, I don’t want to have a dick inside me. But there are other things I still want to do, other things I still crave. It’s those other things that are important to me.

Those other things are my sex drive. Porn can’t take them away.

I Love You, Internet

Published February 28, 2014 | By caseycalvert

I’ve spent my morning researching the freshman from Duke University who works in porn (blog post to follow). But I’ve found so many wonderful gems, just in comments following news articles about this topic, that I MUST share.

I didn’t make any of these up.^*

I’m amazed by the ‘you can’t rape a porn star’ attitude. Anyone want to explain that one?
The response: There’s really no logical explanation, but I’ll try: porn stars are down for anything. If a bunch of dudes want to run a train on a porn star, she’ll supposedly agree to it. If someone she finds unattractive wants to have sex with her, she’ll do it just because she’s a porn star, therefore they have absolutely no standards.”

Ummm… so just because I’m down for an on-camera gangbang means that I’ll agree to a gangbang with a bunch of (untested) strangers I’ve met at a bar? Uh huh.

I know a girl who has a criminal justice degree. Instead of doing porn, she worked in strip clubs, did escort, and had at least 25 customers before her 20th birthday. She didn’t have any problem with paying for schools or pay her rent on time while she was in college, I wish you should have taken that route in order to avoid any repercussion from the work you’re doing.

What? So American society thinks it’s completely okay for a girl to be hooker? Did I miss the memo?

Give me a break. If you are a sex worker honey no need to attend Duke. Whoring has been around since the beginning of time so just go do it. You got into Duke and you are so dimwitted to think that no one who say something to you if they found out you did porn?

There’s no need for sex workers to use our brains. We are just wet holes, after all!

Really? How did you even get into Duke in the first place? Your personal statement should have been titled “My Financial Plan to Pay for School through Porn.”

She’s so stupid, how ever did she get into Duke, let alone graduate from high school?

So how much do you charge for a blowjob. Prostitution is legal if there’s a camera and that is all you are at this point so what’s your going rates? Seriously.

Seriously. I’d fuck her.

Maybe you should have chosen a less expensive school and kept your pants on. Your surprise at the response you’ve gotten only proves your naivete. Smarten up. Go to a school you can afford with a job that doesn’t consist of faking orgasms.
The response: Maybe you should go and fuck yourself to death, dickweed.
Followed by: TERRIBLE COMMENT

I… I have nothing smart to say about this one. The internet did it for me.

“Lauren” definitely has a lot of confidence in her sex skills. She probably had sex with hundreds of guys before starting porn. Porn stars are also attention whores… Going the porn route just means you like to be recorded and placed online to be seen. “Lauren” enjoys the idea of guys fapping to her videos. Gross.

He’s got some truth there. After all, I like to be recorded and placed online to be see. I enjoy the idea of guys fapping to my videos. However, wanna know how many guys I had sex with before I started porn? 6.

Then I will spend the rest of my minutes concerned about the drug habit she could be developing to be able to film proficiently.

You know, I always do five lines of coke and drink a bottle of vodka before every scene, because if I didn’t, I wouldn’t be able to “film proficiently,” and we wouldn’t want that! Or maybe I just take my allergy medicine and my birth control pill.

Thank you for fulling our Internet with your body, Thank them for watching it ($_$)

I love you non-native English speakers writing in English.

Duke? My dog has the same name. Weird. Do you know him?

This definitely contributes to the conversation.

Hi i think being a porn star is good , and maybe one day i can be one too

Someone always has to ask.

I love you, internet. You amuse me, you distract me, you entertain me. Keep it up.

In the spirit of this post, I’ll be accepting all the comments. Hit me with your best.

*Just because I went to college and learned all about citing sources, all these comments came from these two articles (most other articles didn’t allow comments or were full of so much unrelated bullshit that I gave up on reading them):

http://sites.duke.edu/develledish/2014/02/14/in-response-to-portrait-of-a-porn-star/

http://jezebel.com/duke-university-freshman-outed-as-porn-star-1525267973