Sexiness
Panty Sales are back on!
I’ve been meaning to do this since, like, September — I just added a bunch of new personal panty drawer items to my store! I also added a special request button – you can now request worn items without waiting for me to upload more to the store!
My fave selfie that I took for this sale:
xo
New Items For Sale!
You Guys Sure Do Love My Butthole, Part 2
I’m certain I’ve mentioned before how often I get asked about my butthole. I’ve balked at answering the questions before, because even though I’d love to think the asking is morbid curiosity, I know it’s really jack-off material. And this is not the place for that.
But I surrender. You win. Persistence pays off this one time.
Last week I answered the number one most common question. Here’s the rest I have saved up.
What happens if you’re in the middle of an intense anal scene and you suddenly have to poop?
Then I stop, get up, go poop, and come back and finish the scene.
Sometimes I do get an ‘I have to poop right now’ urge during a scene. It used to flip me out. These days, I know that I don’t actually have to poop, it’s just air that got pushed up in there. Depending on the type of scene, sometimes I get up and fart off camera, sometimes I just let it out.
Would you ever do a no enema anal scene?
There is ONE scene out there that I didn’t do any prep for. I’m not telling which one.
I will admit, I know what this anon is really asking, and the answer to that is no. I don’t do scat.
What is that weird, long, tongue-like toy that I keep seeing you play with on Everything Butt, and where can I get one?
That’s a Slink, made by Squarepeg. You can get it here: https://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/slink/
Here’s Ella Nova, my hands, and the Slink for Everything Butt:
What are your thoughts on the increasing trend of “extreme” anal practices? More specifically rosebudding. Do you see any problems with this practice, and are you concerned with any long term health effects this may cause? (referenced article: VICE A Rosebud by Any Other Name Would Smell Like Shit By Michelle Lhooq)
Hi Casey, are you working on getting that butt meat rose (aka prolapsed rectum) further out (in length) for 2016 or is what we’ve seen your limit?
I’m not one to condemn what anyone thinks is hot, and if a girl wants to prolapse, on camera or in her personal life, I’m all for it. It’s her body, and as long as she’s making an educated choice, and still feels in control of it (i.e. she’s pushing it out, rather than it just falling out), I see no problem with it. I also, of course, have no problem if that’s what you are into watching.
However, it’s just not my thing. I know you’ve seen a few small rosebuds in some of my scenes, and that’s because it happened on accident. I’m not going to work on prolapsing farther. I prefer to keep my colon inside.
After having lots of anal sex with huge penises and dildos over the years, do you have to wear diapers at this point of your life?
Nope. But if the thought of me in a diaper gets you off, then you go ahead and enjoy it.
xo
You Guys Sure Do Love My Butthole
I’m certain I’ve mentioned before how often I get asked about my butthole. I’ve balked at answering the questions before, because even though I’d love to think the asking is morbid curiosity, I know it’s really jack-off material. And this is not the place for that.
But I surrender. You win. Persistence pays off this one time.
How do you prepare for anal?
Preface: This isn’t advice. Anal prep is as personal as a fingerprint. Feel free and use this as a guide, but only you can know what feels best for your body.
I don’t starve myself. I did at the very beginning of my career, until I realized that (1) a starving me on set is not a happy me, and (2) it wasn’t necessary anyway. So, I eat whatever I want the day before (excluding things that could dye my colon, e.g. beets, blue velvet cake, yes I speak from experience).
The morning of, I eat breakfast. My go-to is a box of organic chocolate milk and Nature’s Path pop tarts. It’s easy to eat in the car, and for whatever strange reason, it keeps me full for a really long time. That’s important, because I don’t want to eat again until after my scene. Not because I’m worried about not being clean, but because I want to make sure I’m not bloated or sleepy from eating during my scene.
I also take one Imodium. I use the multi-symptom ones, because the plain Imodium gives me bad gas. There have been a few times where I forgot to take it, and everything was fine. It just gives me peace of mind, and that’s super important when doing anal.
I only enema right before the scene. I communicate this with the director so they understand that I’ll need 15-30 min before the scene, so no one is stressed out. I use the small fleet enema bottles, dumping out the saline solution, just filling them with water. I start with two bottles full (filling up the bottle, squirting it in my ass, then repeating), and repeat that until the water comes out clean. Once the water is clean, I do a quick one bottle rinse, just to make sure everything is good. As long as that comes out clear, I count my butt as clean. Sometimes this takes 5 minutes, sometimes it takes 30.
Then, if I’m working with an exceptionally large cock, I stretch. I have some dilators from Doc Johnson that I love, and I use them. I work up to the biggest one, and keep it in until I can comfortably squeeze my butthole around it. This takes no more than 10 min. If I’m working with a “normal” size cock, I skip this step altogether.
Stretching helps remove any excess water that was trapped up in there, so if I’m not stretching, I’ll just use my fingers to hold my ass open until I can’t feel any water anymore.
And then I’m good to go.
I’ve shot so much anal now that it’s very easy for me to feel if I’m clean or not. I can’t describe the feeling though. It’s just me knowing, and trusting, my body. When I was new, this process was much more complicated because I didn’t trust my body. It just takes practice.
For at-home anal, the prep is maybe his finger going in before his cock. shrug
Next week I’ll answer more butt stuff questions. Stay tuned!
June 3rd, 2017 UPDATE: This is by far the best resource I have ever seen re: cleaning your butt. You should read it.
Why I Sell Worn Clothing
Please answer: what do you think of fans wanting to buy things (clothing, etc.) from you. Does it excite you, do you understand it, or does it creep you out? Just curious.
I’m excited about your new store, will you be selling everyday outfits in addition to the other items? Thank you.
I think everyone has their own individual arousal pattern, and sometimes that pattern includes clothing. If I can oblige them by selling my worn clothing to them, something I deem fairly harmless, and make a little money at the same time, I don’t see why not to do it. It’s a win-win. And just like making custom videos, I enjoy knowing I got someone off. I’ve gotten some spectacular emails from my panty clients telling me what they did with my worn underwear.
My most common items sold are (in this order): panties, stockings, lingerie sets, shoes. I’ve never been asked for an everyday outfit, but I’d be glad to sell it.
Don’t be shy about asking. I’ll hold a new sale soon, so comment here if you have any special requests. Or, you can always email me at caseycalvertxxx@gmail.com if you want something out-of-the-ordinary.
xo
Panties, Stockings, and Shoes, Oh My!
Guess what time it is? Time for more naughty items for sale! I have a whole smorgasbord of sexiness for you to choose from this time. There’s something for everyone!
1. Pink bra and panty set – $100 for both, $50 for just the panties – SOLD
Worn in a few scenes, I’ve had this lovely lace bra and panty set for a while. It’s a keepsake, cause I wore it on the cover of AVN. But I’m willing to part with it for you, as long as you promise to give it a good home 😉
2. Grey cheetah print thong – $50 – SOLD
This skimpy, girly thong comes straight from my panty drawer. I’ve had it for years, and now a piece of my personal life can be yours!
3. White stockings from my most recent Hardcore Gangbang shoot – $50
I love white stockings. They are just so innocent looking. The only thing that makes them better is getting railed by 5 cocks while wearing them! I kept these on throughout the entire scene, and they come unwashed, of course.
4. Bodysuit and harness from Squirt in my Gape 4 – $100 – SOLD
This is a true find for anyone into anal and squirting. This outfit comes unwashed, and I wore it for the whole scene. No lie, it’s covered in squirt.
5. The dirtiest, stinkiest shoes ever! – $100
I’ve worn these shoes in a bunch of scenes, and they are GROSS. I’m sad to part with them, but they stink up my whole suitcase if I bring them to set. The last scene I wore them in was one for kink.com, so not only are they smelly, they are dirty and torn too. ICK!
Interested? Email me at casycalvertxxx@gmail.com and let me know which item you want! Once I receive your email, I will give you payment instructions. You will have 48 hours to submit your payment, or I will contact the next person who asked about the same pair. The prices listed above are for US priority mail or international first class mail. International priority shipping is available, but costs extra.
Items 1 and 2 will be worn for 24 hours just for you, then sealed in an airtight ziplock bag to guarantee freshness and optimal deliciousness. They also come with 2 photos of me wearing them just for you! For a small additional fee, I can masturbate in them, exercise in them, stuff them in my pussy, or lots of other things. Just ask!
Items 3 and 4 have have been waiting in airtight bags since I took them off right after I shot the scene.
The shoes will be sealed up in an airtight bag for shipping, so you get a blast of stinkines right when you open the package. But don’t worry about the smell fading – if it faded, I’d be keeping them.
I can’t wait to hear from you!!!!
xo
Anons away!
The following is a collection of anonymous questions, answered:
Why are you a sapiosexual person?
Because intelligence is awesome.
Hi Casey! What got you into anal play? Huge fan btw.
Honestly, my first bf didn’t wanna take my virginity, so he stuck it in my ass. I’ve been into it ever since.
Do you ever have romantic anal sex? If so, do you do it often?
Umm isn’t all anal sex romantic?
Why do you not do cream pies?
For the last time ever, because I have to save *something* for my boyfriend.
How does it feel to devoid yourself from your true essence by surrendering to parasites of evil?
My true essence is evil!!! Mwahahahahaha!
The following is a picture of a penis in my butthole, large.
More lingerie for sale!
Today’s Tumblr question: Hi Casey, I was really disappointed to read that the lingerie and outfits you were selling had all gone. Please can you put some more up for sale? Also, do you sell any other clothes? Thanks!
You asked, and you shall receive!
1. Lace bra and panty set – $100 – SOLD
This outfit has been worn in many of my scenes, including A Hot Wife Blindfolded from New Sensations. Both the sexy bustier bra and even sexier bikini panties are a silky nude fabric with black lace overlay and sensual ribbon detailing.
2. Brown mesh panties – $50 – SOLD
Worn in some of my early fetish scenes, I’ve had these Aerie brown polka dot panties for a long time, but I’m willing to part with them just for you. They feature a semi-sheer mesh fabric with a full cut bottom.
3. White lace thong – $50 – SOLD
With white lace and naughty hot pink corset lacing, these panties are begging to be stuffed! Ask for that upgrade when you email me 🙂
4. Purple satin cheetah print – $50 – SOLD
I know you will just love the super silky satin fabric of these bikini cut purple cheetah print panties. I know I do!
5. Striped cotton thong -$50 – SOLD
Another from my personal collection, it’s clear that these Victoria’s Secret panties have been well-loved for many years. If you want something intimate, straight from my panty drawer, these are the pair for you.
Each one of these items will be worn for 24 hours just for you, then sealed in an airtight ziplock bag to guarantee freshness and optimal deliciousness. For a small additional fee, I can masturbate in them, exercise in them, stuff them in my pussy, or lots of other things. Email me at caseycalvertxxx@gmail.com about these items or anything else you might want!
Once I receive your email, I will give you payment instructions. You will have 48 hours to submit your payment, or I will contact the next person who asked about the same pair. The prices listed above are for US priority mail or international first class mail. International priority shipping is available, but costs extra.
I sell pretty much anything you can think of. (Yes, pretty much anything.) Obviously, these items are just lingerie, but if you want something else, all you have to do is ask!
And read about why I like to sell my panties here!
So, About That Pussy…
About once a week now, I get someone emailing/tweeting/etc asking me about my pussy. More specifically, asking me about how I get it so goddamned smooth.
And I’m getting tired of answering the very same question over and over and over again. So, I figure, if I blog about it, curious people can google.
Here’s the whole story:
I hated my pubes from the second they started growing. I had a Bobbi Starr-esque bush at 16, and I HATED it. I was so self-conscious. I refused to wear bathing suits, and boys, pssh. That wasn’t even an option. I tried waxing, but it grew back in a day. And with shaving, the stubble was so dark on my thighs it didn’t even make a difference. And the ingrowns. Boy, the ingrowns.
So, when I was 17, a laser hair removal facility opened up in town. After hearing their commercials on the radio, I went in for a quote. It was expensive. Really expensive. Especially for a 17 year old with a part-time job at the rock gym. But I so desperately wanted it. So my parents paid half the bill.
It took 2 years worth of treatments to get it to a place where I was happy.
I didn’t remove my bush for porn. I didn’t remove my bush for sex, or because of pressure from a boyfriend. I was a virgin. Sex was the farthest thing from my mind when I wrote that check.
I did it for me.
Now please, stop asking for shaving advice 🙂
Lingerie for sale!
UPDATE 4/30/15 – SORRY GUYS, THEY ARE ALL SOLD OUT. KEEP AN EYE OUT. I’LL HAVE MORE COMING SOON.
I’ve saved a bunch of outfits from my recent scenes, unwashed of course, and I’m making them available to you! If this goes over well, I’ll be doing this often 🙂
Gape Lovers 9 with Zoey Monroe and Tony DeSergio –
Craving Anal with Dahlia Sky and Mike Adriano –
Gape Lovers with Danica Dillion and Mick Blue – I don’t have any pics for this scene because it hasn’t even been announced yet. I’m just assuming it’ll be for a Gape Lovers. Anyway, it’s a super hot, purple Trashy Lingerie number, kind of like what I wore with Zoey in the last Gape Lovers 🙂
Wet Food 6 –
To purchase one or more of these worn outfits, email me at caseycalvertxxx@gmail.com. The price for each outfit is $75 (if you live in the US, international shipping is more) but I’d be glad to give you a package deal if you want more than one 🙂
I also have lots of panties, shoes, and other items of clothing available. All you have to do is ask!