So, About That Pussy…

About once a week now, I get someone emailing/tweeting/etc asking me about my pussy. More specifically, asking me about how I get it so goddamned smooth.

And I’m getting tired of answering the very same question over and over and over again. So, I figure, if I blog about it, curious people can google.

Here’s the whole story:

I hated my pubes from the second they started growing. I had a Bobbi Starr-esque bush at 16, and I HATED it. I was so self-conscious. I refused to wear bathing suits, and boys, pssh. That wasn’t even an option. I tried waxing, but it grew back in a day. And with shaving, the stubble was so dark on my thighs it didn’t even make a difference. And the ingrowns. Boy, the ingrowns.

So, when I was 17, a laser hair removal facility opened up in town. After hearing their commercials on the radio, I went in for a quote. It was expensive. Really expensive. Especially for a 17 year old with a part-time job at the rock gym. But I so desperately wanted it. So my parents paid half the bill.

It took 2 years worth of treatments to get it to a place where I was happy.

I didn’t remove my bush for porn. I didn’t remove my bush for sex, or because of pressure from a boyfriend. I was a virgin. Sex was the farthest thing from my mind when I wrote that check.

I did it for me.

Now please, stop asking for shaving advice 🙂

So smooooooth

So smooooooth

3 Responses to So, About That Pussy…

  • I glad to read that this was something you did because you wanted it. I am always uneasy when I hear some say that they did something to the body for some else. I hope this posting will stop you from being pestered about this, or at least reduce how often you’re asked. Take care and have a great day.

  • I wouldn’t ask you for shaving advice, but I’d like to taste it sometime to see if it tastes as good as it looks. Also, people should have some manners about that type of thing. I wouldn’t just meet, tear off the clothes & dive right in, I prefer to take my time & enjoy a body like yours. Making sure that you get off several times would be reward enough for me. Hopefully they’ll leave you alone about the “shaving”. Have an awesome day.

  • Uh the comments are kind of creeping me out.

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