Monthly Archives: February 2014
I Love You, Internet
I’ve spent my morning researching the freshman from Duke University who works in porn (blog post to follow). But I’ve found so many wonderful gems, just in comments following news articles about this topic, that I MUST share.
I didn’t make any of these up.*
- I’m amazed by the ‘you can’t rape a porn star’ attitude. Anyone want to explain that one?
- The response: There’s really no logical explanation, but I’ll try: porn stars are down for anything. If a bunch of dudes want to run a train on a porn star, she’ll supposedly agree to it. If someone she finds unattractive wants to have sex with her, she’ll do it just because she’s a porn star, therefore they have absolutely no standards.”
Ummm… so just because I’m down for an on-camera gangbang means that I’ll agree to a gangbang with a bunch of (untested) strangers I’ve met at a bar? Uh huh.
- I know a girl who has a criminal justice degree. Instead of doing porn, she worked in strip clubs, did escort, and had at least 25 customers before her 20th birthday. She didn’t have any problem with paying for schools or pay her rent on time while she was in college, I wish you should have taken that route in order to avoid any repercussion from the work you’re doing.
What? So American society thinks it’s completely okay for a girl to be hooker? Did I miss the memo?
- Give me a break. If you are a sex worker honey no need to attend Duke. Whoring has been around since the beginning of time so just go do it. You got into Duke and you are so dimwitted to think that no one who say something to you if they found out you did porn?
There’s no need for sex workers to use our brains. We are just wet holes, after all!
- Really? How did you even get into Duke in the first place? Your personal statement should have been titled “My Financial Plan to Pay for School through Porn.”
She’s so stupid, how ever did she get into Duke, let alone graduate from high school?
- So how much do you charge for a blowjob. Prostitution is legal if there’s a camera and that is all you are at this point so what’s your going rates? Seriously.
Seriously. I’d fuck her.
- Maybe you should have chosen a less expensive school and kept your pants on. Your surprise at the response you’ve gotten only proves your naivete. Smarten up. Go to a school you can afford with a job that doesn’t consist of faking orgasms.
- The response: Maybe you should go and fuck yourself to death, dickweed.
- Followed by: TERRIBLE COMMENT
I… I have nothing smart to say about this one. The internet did it for me.
- “Lauren” definitely has a lot of confidence in her sex skills. She probably had sex with hundreds of guys before starting porn. Porn stars are also attention whores… Going the porn route just means you like to be recorded and placed online to be seen. “Lauren” enjoys the idea of guys fapping to her videos. Gross.
He’s got some truth there. After all, I like to be recorded and placed online to be see. I enjoy the idea of guys fapping to my videos. However, wanna know how many guys I had sex with before I started porn? 6.
- Then I will spend the rest of my minutes concerned about the drug habit she could be developing to be able to film proficiently.
You know, I always do five lines of coke and drink a bottle of vodka before every scene, because if I didn’t, I wouldn’t be able to “film proficiently,” and we wouldn’t want that! Or maybe I just take my allergy medicine and my birth control pill.
- Thank you for fulling our Internet with your body, Thank them for watching it ($_$)
I love you non-native English speakers writing in English.
- Duke? My dog has the same name. Weird. Do you know him?
This definitely contributes to the conversation.
- Hi i think being a porn star is good , and maybe one day i can be one too
Someone always has to ask.
I love you, internet. You amuse me, you distract me, you entertain me. Keep it up.
In the spirit of this post, I’ll be accepting all the comments. Hit me with your best.
*Just because I went to college and learned all about citing sources, all these comments came from these two articles (most other articles didn’t allow comments or were full of so much unrelated bullshit that I gave up on reading them):
http://sites.duke.edu/develledish/2014/02/14/in-response-to-portrait-of-a-porn-star/
http://jezebel.com/duke-university-freshman-outed-as-porn-star-1525267973
Vegas Redux
I’m finally feeling better after AVN. I got better from my first cold, worked one day (and did a super hot scene with Claire Robbins), and then woke up the next morning with cold number two. Cold number two turned into bronchitus number one, but a round of antibiotics later, and I’m good to go.
with Claire on set (and that’s Jessie Andrew’s crotch).
So let’s talk about Vegas. There were some really amazing moments. I got to have dinner with a friend of mine from NY who is starting his own porn site (check his blog here). It was really nice to step away from the Hard Rock and sit down to an amazing meal for a few hours.
I also got a chance to shoot with the one and only J.J. Plush. I’ve been wanting to work with her for the longest time, and it was so much fun. I love getting back to my fetish model roots and shooting some good ol damsel in distress bondage.
All tied up.
Signing was more fun than I thought it would be. I knew I would enjoy meeting my fans, but it was great to get to talk to people who watch my scenes, and put faces to names from twitter.
And last but not least, there was the awards show itself. I felt really glamorous and beautiful walking the red carpet. I did it last year as well, but this year, everyone knew my name.
On the red carpet.
As for the show itself, it was super exciting watching my Spiegler Sisters sweep almost every category.
And although I didn’t win Best New Starlet, you know what they say about stars. Once we see it at it’s brightest, it’s already gone.
